If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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