Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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