It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
MIDGETS
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You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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