I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We were destined to go to rehab together
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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