Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
As shirtless as possible
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check