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• (301): View more from Maryland

  You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.

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  Why does tequilla always make you text me?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  worst lay ever....

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  as long as you cum, there is no bad sex

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  ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement

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• (972): View more from Texas

  My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.

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• (518): View more from New York

  his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.

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  My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?

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  Maybe

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  ...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet

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