Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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