at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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