Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
His nipple licking is glorious
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