Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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