the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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