Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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