She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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