walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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