Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
