Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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