its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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