Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He did a backflip because drugs
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