my room smells like sperm. sweet.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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