Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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