Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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