I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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