oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.