He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it