i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
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I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable