Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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