it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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