Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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