D3 body, D1 cock
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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