All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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