I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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