I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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