Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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