I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
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