So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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