mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
My dick has a subreddit
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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