I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize