Nicole vs. Life
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
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