i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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