i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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