talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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