he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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