I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
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you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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