You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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