Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
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i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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