Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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