Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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