You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.