I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
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We left the knife in your bed.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.