those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
My penis needs a shock collar
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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