Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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Sext me about skeletons
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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