I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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