Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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