We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Randomize
