All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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