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I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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